I'm a friendly sort of girl,
If you've got a sick sense of humour, then mail me, and we can talk.
Please keep your comments civil and respectful, that's the way I will treat you even if you are an enemy,
I'll be gentle, I'll even insult you with the greatest of care:)
I don't bite very much.
Acts of War
Courtesy of Thermoy
1. Scouting is an act of war
if you need info
ask my fan club when you are rimmed.
2. Attacking me is 99%
of the time an act of war.
You almost have a better chance
taking out Chuck Norris.
3. Being a shiny red dot is an act of war.
I'm worse than a bull
trust me.
4. Nobling near me is an act of war.
I'm not usually a friendly neighbour
5. Mailing me with pointless subjects
is an act of war and will be replied to
with offensive troops.
6. Not attacking me is an act of war
I need to improve my ODD
7. Not causing an act of war
is an act of war.
I'm really bored
8. This is an act of war
9. Not knowing why number 8
is an act of is an act of war.
No excuses.
10. Not demolishing your
hiding place is an act of war.
Your resources will be mine anyway.
11. Not reading past number 10
is an act of war.
You're lucky this time.
12. Helping my enemies
is an act of war.
We will find you and you will
get an all-expenses-paid trip to THE RIM
13. Sending fakes is an act of war.
I don't dodge fakes.
14. Failing to restart is an act of war.
15. Singing in public is
an act of war.
I'm fed up with the rain
16. Noble trains are an act of war.
They won't be given return tickets.
17. Not being in a war is
an act of war.
the game is called Tribal WARS
for a reason.
18. Chuck Norris jokes
are an act of war.
I've heard too many
19. saying "this is Sparta"
is an act of war.
This is Tribal Wars
NOT Sparta.
20. Being a n00b is an act of war.
You make me look too good.
21. Having big villages is
an act of war.
They are mine soon >8D
22. Having small villages is
an act of war.
I need big villages.
23. Selling me resources at an
unfair ratio is an act of war.
Your lucky that I'm not farming you
so don't push it.
24. Being an inactive is an act of war.
You were better off restarting but its too late
now just ask the 4 nobles when they get to your
village.
25. Asking why I am attacking you
is an act of war.
You can ask my troops when you wake up
to see them in your village.
26. Having an empty village
is an act of war.
I want OD
27. ...
28. Number 27 is an act of war.
Don't ask why.
29. asking why number 27
is an act of war is an act of war.
It is a serious offence
30. Losing your village to me
is an act of war.
Its like taking candy from a baby
just the only difference is
its your village instead :D
31. Being you is an act of war, I don't like you.
32. Get off your computer. Being on is an act of war.
33. Breathing is an act of war.
34. Dying is an act of war.
35. Playing Casual 19 is an act of war.
36. Copying this text is an act of war.
(which I did)
37. Not notifying me of new acts of war is an act of war.
38. reading is an act of war.
39. talking is an act of war.
40. Having a computer is an act of war.
41. Laughing while reading my acts of war is an act of war.
42. Laughing and reading acts of war are 2 acts of war.
1# Laughing at acts of war while reading them.
2# Reading period...I hate books.
43. Committing 2 acts of war at the
same time is an act of war.
44. Telling me you like my profile this is an act of war.
45. Sending me support if I don't ask for it, this is an act of war.
46. Ignoring my messages is also an act of war.(except tribal mates)
47. Stealing my noble claims, this is an act of war.
If I am scouting you or attacking you, it's because I like the way your village looks. I think it would make a good farm.
To stop all attacks, you can either:-
press Settings-->Delete Account
Whining child form
Please complete if being nobled
Hello,
You are receiving this e-mail because you sent me a message asking why I am nobling your village (or something similar). I receive many of these messages every day, and it would be very difficult to respond to them individually. I will be using this form, provided by to respond.
I am attacking your village because: (mark all that apply)
[] I’m not destroying you, I’m sending you to my fan club on the rim, you’ll find lots of people just like yourself.
[] I’m capturing villages in a specific pattern on the world map, a smiley face to be exact
[] You are no threat to me. Even if my attacks would fail, there is no way you could retaliate
[] You are small
[] I would like to take over bigger villages but I’m trying to build up my base
[] Your English is lacking
[] You are obviously not active
[] I want more villages
[] You are whiny
[] You are close by, better targets are just too far for me to noble
[] You have failed to pay tribute, maybe if you would have sent us some protection resources like everyone else on this continent…
[] I am part of ... Please? Stop? I don’t know these words and I hate things I don’t know
[] Because I can
Furthermore, I find that:
[] Your caps lock key is broken
[] I don’t like the way your shoelaces are tied.
[] This is like taking candy from a baby, only instead of candy, it’s a village.
[] Alternatively I could decide to simply farm you rather than a full-out takeover, but that would leave your resources vulnerable to others and my troops are above the trivial task of hauling resources
[] I’m pretty sure your shirt is on backwards
[] You taste of fear, I like the taste of fear
As well, you:
[] Fail to understand this game is called tribal WARS
[] Failed to give your village a proper name
[] Failed to give yourself a proper name
[] Could have seen this coming when I scouted you, yet failed to respond accordingly by building more defence
While I see that you are now making efforts to defend your village through diplomatic means, I do not care because:
[] It is too late as I’ve already sent my nobles and cannot cancel them
[] Your message has only infuriated me more
[] I am part of IT!
We at thank you for your message. We would like express that your message is important to us. We hope this form response has answered any of the questions you had. If you have any further questions or comments, please feel free to:
[x] Shut up and upgrade your farm before I have to waste my precious resources doing it myself.
Thank you again,
Ennobling Service
To ensure your complete satisfaction with
our ennobling service,
please provide some feedback concerning your experience:
--------------------------------------- (A) What did you feel as you were
liberated from your village?
Please let us know if there is anything we
could have done to enhance the
experience.
(B) Was the destruction of your wall
adequately orchestrated?
Could the pyrotechnics have been
enhanced?
(C) Was your assailant polite and
courteous at all times?
How would you recommend a
better approach to our clients?
(D) If you feel that another player would
benefit from a similar ennobling, please
let us know so that we may be of service to them.
Remember...each referral that ends in an
ennoblement will enter you for a chance
to win an GROW sports bag...worth $12.99 value!
Thank you for your time and participation in this survey.
Please remember that in IT! your old village
is very important to us!
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Go to settings>>>
then to delete account
enter password
click ok
